Why Our Construction Workers Wear Sunglasses Inside Empty Buildings

Professional Builders with a Twist of Humor

At Foglia Builders, we’ve learned that taking ourselves too seriously is like trying to hammer a nail with a banana – it just doesn’t work. Sure, we’re incredibly professional when it comes to building your dreams, but we believe a little workplace humor keeps our foundation strong.

Our Not-So-Secret Operations

Ever wonder why our construction workers wear sunglasses inside empty buildings? It’s because our future is so bright, we need protection! Okay, that was terrible, but we’re better at building than joke-telling, and we’re perfectly fine with that.

What Makes Us Different?

While other construction companies might tell you they’re different because of their “innovative approaches” or “cutting-edge technology,” we’re honest about it. Here’s what really sets us apart:

• Our measuring tapes actually return when you press the button (most of the time)
• We’ve mastered the art of carrying coffee cups on steel beams
• Our hard hats are certified head-scratching devices for solving complex problems
• We actually show up when we say we will (revolutionary, we know)

Safety First, Comedy Second

While we love a good laugh, we take safety seriously. Our team meetings always start with a safety briefing and end with someone telling a dad joke so bad it makes everyone wear their protective gear just to avoid hearing another one.

Our Building Philosophy

We believe in building relationships as sturdy as our structures. That’s why we’ve developed our unique “Three P’s” approach:

• Precision (because nobody wants a wonky wall)
• Punctuality (we’re like time-traveling construction ninjas)
• Pizza Fridays (not really a ‘P’ thing, but too important to leave out)

The truth is, construction is serious business, and we’re seriously good at it. But we’ve discovered that maintaining a sense of humor helps us navigate the challenges of complex projects, weather delays, and the occasional cement mixer that decides to have a personality of its own.

At Foglia Builders, we’re building more than structures – we’re building memories, relationships, and occasionally, really bad puns. But most importantly, we’re building your future, one perfectly aligned brick at a time. Just don’t ask us to explain why the chicken crossed the road; we’re still working on that building permit.